You have:
[x] smoked.
[x] consumed alcohol.
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex.
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex.
[x] kissed someone of the same sex. (i lost a bet -_-)
[x] had sex.
[x] had someone in your room other than family.
[x] watched porn.
[ ] bought porn.
[x] tried drugs.

TOTAL: 7

[ ] taken painkillers.
[ ] taken someone else's prescription medicine.
[x] lied to your parents.
[x] lied to a friend.
[ ] snuck out of the house.
[x] done something illegal.
[x] felt hurt.
[x] hurt someone.
[ ] wished someone to die.
[ ] seen someone die.

TOTAL: 11

[x] missed curfew.
[x] stayed out all night.
[x] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself.
[ ] been to a therapist.
[x] received a ticket. (train-_-)
[ ] been to rehab.
[x] dyed your hair.
[ ] been in an accident.
[x] been to a club.
[x] been to a bar.

TOTAL: 18

[ ] been to a wild party.
[ ] been to a Mardi Gras parade.
[x] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night.
[ ] had a spring break in Florida.
[ ] sniffed anything.
[ ] wore black nail polish.
[x] wore arm bands.
[x] wore t-shirts with band names.
[x] listened to rap.
[ ] owned a 50 Cent CD.

TOTAL: 22

[ ] dressed gothic.
[ ] dressed girly.
[ ] dressed punk.
[ ] dressed grunge.
[ ] stole something.
[ ] been too drunk to remember anything.
[ ] blacked out.
[x] fainted.
[x] had a crush on a neighbor.

TOTAL: 24

[x] had a crush on a friend.
[x] been to a concert.
[ ] dry-humped someone.
[ ] been called a slut.
[x] called someone a slut.
[ ] installed speakers in your car.
[ ] broken a mirror.
[x] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[ ] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush

TOTAL: 29

[x] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper.
[x] seen an R-rated movie in theater.
[ ] cruised on mail.
[x] skipped school.
[x] had surgery. (as a baby)
[x] had an injury.
[x] gone to court.
[ ] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping. (we don't do tips here)
[x] caught something on fire.
[ ] lied about your age.

TOTAL: 33

[x] owned/rented an apartment/house.
[ ] broke the law in the police's presence.
[x] made out with someone who had a gf/bf.
[x] got in trouble with the police.
[x] talked to a stranger. (sure for directions)
[x] hugged a stranger.
[ ] kissed a stranger.
[ ] rode in the car with a stranger.
[ ] been harassed.
[x] been verbally harassed. (i'd rather not think of that time)

TOTAL: 36

[x] met face-to-face with someone you met online. (Yeah my old girlfriend from canada)
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight. (peanuts)
[ ] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight.
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight. (give me something HARDER)
[x] been to a fair.
[x] been called a bad influence. (Probably but i don't really care anyways )
[ ] drank and drove. (Don't even own a car)
[x] prank-called someone.
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex.
[x] cheated on a test. (once and it was for french wich isn't interresting at all)

TOTAL: 43

If (Total > 70) return [I should be dead]
Else If (Total > 60) return [I should be in jail]
Else If (Total > 50) return [I'm a horrible person]
Else If (Total > 40) return [I'm a very bad influence]
Else If (Total > 30) return [I'm a bad kid]
Else If (Total > 20) return [I'm average]
Else If (Total > 10) return [I'm still a goody goody]
Else If (Total <=10) return [I'm a Goody Goody]